What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury
Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double""
BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really...
How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises