Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
I like my Coffee, like my President. . . Black with some cream. But don't acknowledge the cream because it's so much more impressive to have it straight black.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
Colorblind people are wondering why everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey
What do whores and sailors have in common? They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.