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Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out
A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes. Her friend is worried and asks, ""What do you take for it?"" She says, ""Pepper.""
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions.