Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now.
After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance.
My mother said I could never build a car out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I drove pasta
Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder.
Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
