It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies.
CW: What did you do on the weekend? ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake? ME: Me
It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays.
Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?""
How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn.