A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please.
This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie? Mow lawn. Sorry.
Black guys and white guys never have more in common than when they're being yelled at in public by their girlfriends.
What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles.
