I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead.
Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Smokey: ""Only you can prevent forest fires"" Me: HOLY SHIT A TALKING BEAR
This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?