It's always ""Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick."" I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy
Music is a good place to hide.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.
