(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it)
I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel.
My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.
I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t.""
