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Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can. A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, ""Do you share the same blood group?"" The husband replies, ""We must by now. She's
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Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned. *In the ER* ""We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"" ""How about 50
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Teacher asks a question Teacher: ""whoever answers my next question can go home"" Jimmy throws his bag out the window Teacher: ""who just threw that?"" Jimmy: ""that was me"" Have you heard that duct tape
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flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says
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A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."" My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital
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I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."" I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D. I'm going to by a bunch of those
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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to? Grow away. Why did the stop sign get an STD? Because it had a 4-way. Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound
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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know. Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money. The problem
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How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars ! NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on. Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner
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What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin ""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood. [adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister
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I told my dad I'm HIV Positive He replied ""Hi HIV positive, I'm dad!"" People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days. Responded to a ""you up"" text at
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"" Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent. I've
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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called
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Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog. Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings. I'd like to see
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Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge. What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom.
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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines. Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble
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I messed up planning my New Year's party I guess you could say I dropped the ball. Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click* What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake Why couldn't Adam stop
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I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's
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What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs. So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine...
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It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars. When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord."" Why did the hipster burn himself
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