Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet
What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates? I'll be goddamned.
*In the ER* ""We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?"" ""How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"" ""Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!""
What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo.
How do you measure pain? In Hertz.
