It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.
When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord.""
Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.
Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?