How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Never trust a ""Bernie"" to manage your finances... The last one I knew Madoff with all my money.
The problem with politics today... Republicans treat people like dogs and Democrats treat dogs like people
I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected.
What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.