I told my dad I'm HIV Positive He replied ""Hi HIV positive, I'm dad!""
People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days.
Responded to a ""you up"" text at 3AM with ""Let me play with your teeth."" The reply ten minutes later: ""no."" This is already my favorite year.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
What do black people and bikes have in common? They stop working when you take the chains off
