A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling.""
My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital
Wanna race? Ok, I got white
How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it.
I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you.""