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I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com

It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it.

Some kids were making fun of the new Spanish guy. I said, ""Ole off him.""

I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl.

Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass

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