I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs.""
I like girls who don't study. Because they want the D.
I'm going to by a bunch of those stick figure decals and randomly ad family members to the windows of unattended vehicles.
Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it.
Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""....