Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.
What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom.
Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit.
You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it.
Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart