What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin
""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood.
[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan
That's it. The next time a relative asks me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to say ""no, I'm just sleeping around"".
A boomerang walks into a bar. Gets thrown out but he came back in again.
