Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines.
Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her.
Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head.
Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom.
