flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable
So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!""
The best way to get over someone is probably with your car
What did God say when he made black people? ""Ah, shit. A burnt batch.""
My friend just got married, and now he wants to sell his 47 volume Encyclopedia Britannica. He says he doesn't need it. His wife knows everything.
