Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog.
Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.
How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]
I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
