What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?""
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.
I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning
Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech.""