How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on.
Why is sex like a game of Euchre? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay.
A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!