Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant? Because the state abolished plant parenthood
FUN BIT OF TRIVIA...The hard-working individuals who discover and preserve ancient pastas and breads are called starchaeologists.
'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture.
It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood.
Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!