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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-09-16 05:37
Make day funny (1453u)
The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye Why does
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2018-09-16 03:15
Make day funny (5006a)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad) someone should create huge peanuts so elephants don't have to take so long to eat and therefore
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2018-09-16 00:19
Make day funny (4885w)
I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird. Did you know NASA 30 years ago made a new space drink? Ocean Spray -
joykit
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2018-09-15 22:08
Make day funny (3799x)
I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary... ...What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous. The best way to avoid awkward moments with homeless people is to ask them
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2018-09-15 19:31
Make day funny (4242a)
Your tweets are so boring the NSA just unfollowed you. [NO SPOILERS] Did you hear about the stormtrooper who fell asleep at The Force Awakens? He missed everything! Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
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2018-09-15 17:37
Make day funny (3000v)
My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week. I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top.""
joykit
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2018-09-15 14:59
Make day funny (1284a)
Dont wanna cause any alarm.But hold off on the #HappyNewYear stuff.Just traveled 1 yr into the future.lets just say it went badly 4 all of u How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur? Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
joykit
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2018-09-15 12:40
Make day funny (5291g)
Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke. I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday..
joykit
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2018-09-15 10:08
Make day funny (6967q)
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet ! I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always
joykit
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2018-09-15 07:49
Make day funny (6159t)
[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"" I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing. What does 90 year old
joykit
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2018-09-15 05:19
Make day funny (1953d)
I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go! What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?
joykit
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2018-09-15 03:18
Make day funny (9501y)
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head
joykit
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2018-09-15 00:19
Make day funny (5936w)
Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank. Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?
joykit
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2018-09-14 22:17
Make day funny (4715q)
What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress. Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's
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2018-09-14 19:59
Make day funny (9411a)
A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."" Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus
joykit
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2018-09-14 17:41
Make day funny (8005m)
My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on. Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe. There are only two types of people
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2018-09-14 15:02
Make day funny (2620u)
What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .
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2018-09-14 12:25
Make day funny (7221k)
I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal. What Does a Duck Smoke? ( _)>- **Quack** (_) Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty. I pull more tail.. ..than a slow
joykit
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2018-09-14 10:00
Make day funny (9862z)
My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat. So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby. The only thing keeping me from cutting eye
joykit
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2018-09-14 07:41
Make day funny (9283t)
What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :( Daughter has amputated three
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