My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week.
I saw a naked black man in a tree today He was well hung
I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?""
Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend
There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest.