Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke.
I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained
What do you do with a camel that won't move ...Camel tow it
I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives.
Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf.