What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke.
How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children? You put a guitar in his hands.
Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you.