[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food""
I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing.
What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends
Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one
What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby.
