What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade
My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :(
Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her.
Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.
A boy comes home from school and gives his mother his report card. ""Why is this wet?"" she asks. ""Because it's below C level.""