My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat.
So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby.
The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors.
Ugh. It's bath time again and I always forget if you wash the baby on 'delicates' or 'permanent press'.
What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia