What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)
someone should create huge peanuts so elephants don't have to take so long to eat and therefore have more time to reflect on being awesome
What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)
Why do nuns hate laundry day? They always fall back on old habits.
Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin? Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro
