The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again.
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye
Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next...
It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years