A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation.""
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious.
Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity.
Where does a polar bear keep his money? In a snow bank.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin.