What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress.
Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe
An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off""
Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE