Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!""
Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor.
As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time
