Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank.
Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him.
I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer? He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had: It was fantastic.
