Dont wanna cause any alarm.But hold off on the #HappyNewYear stuff.Just traveled 1 yr into the future.lets just say it went badly 4 all of u
How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur? Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often.
What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!