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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings???? -a duck Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky Reports are indicating that Ivanka
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Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. A man walks into an Australian pet store, He asks the bloke behind the counter ""where do you keep the kangaroos mate?"" The bloke replies, ""outback."" Two
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Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl? Government: Sorry, no Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets? G: Lol, of course DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING.
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My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant. There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't. Her: I have Netflix
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A man goes to a partially deaf doctors Man: Doctor Doctor I can't remember who sang the Pinball Wizard. Doctor: The....... who? How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan.. Not a Latvian joke
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador ! What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step I am proud to announce
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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed. Please make sure my tombstone reads: wish you were here. DAD: My daughter ran away [hands him old photo] DETECTIVE: You have a recent photo?
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Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you. There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him. Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out. I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me. But has just never been
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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!! What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock. Why did the black
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My Birthday For my birthday I asked for a bicycle, an action man, and a vibrating butt plug... I never got that bike. A 747 just landed at Heathrow Airport in London. After the captain shutdown the engines
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Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed? I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback. Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better
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If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends. Drunk people are the only honest ones left. Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his
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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii? ***ALOHA SNACKBAR*** What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again! Food Network
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*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic. I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at
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I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition. Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting
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I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo. I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are. My sex
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Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating. The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off.
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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb! ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf ""The house always
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""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can
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