I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.
I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are.
My sex life is like a penguin, I don't have a penguin.
What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant
Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere.