Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step
I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises
I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom.
Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong.