Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?
I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback.
Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is.""
Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic.
Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room