My sister called in a panic to say she'd dropped my kid. I didn't even know she was pregnant.
There are three types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't.
Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute
""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week.
I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse.
