""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.
All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy.
the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING
I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7
