What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii? ***ALOHA SNACKBAR***
What is the difference between a dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Food Network makes me feel like a perv: Beat it It's not moist enough My wrist is tired Look how thick it's getting It's all about flavor
What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
