I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme. Bet you didn't see that one cumin.
Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity.
A cabbage, a tap and a tomato had a race The Cabbage was ahead, the tap was running and the tomato tried to ketchup