How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf
""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.
If I had a quarter for every woman I made love to Id have 45 cents.
What do call a Nazi that takes bribes? Paid-off Hitler!