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Kit of Joy
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Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it. Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours! Why would John
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Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section... A dyslexic man walks into an Arab. Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the
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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you. How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it How many pushups can
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I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.) I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone
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Study says that 1 in 3 people suffers from short term memory What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up. In case anyone asks, we found these dead hookers while we were digging holes in the woods.
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Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening. They
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[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot] Remember when you first joined twitter
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Raggedy Andy knew he was becoming a man when he noticed yarn where there wasn't yarn before. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy. How to catch an elephant Dig
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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff? Snoop dog. I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage. What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither
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Black person: Jeans $200, Shirt $100, Shoes $160, pockets.. $0 White Person: Jeans $15, Shirt $20, Shoes $30, pockets $5,000 A man asked sombody for the time The person replied ""3:15"". The first guy
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""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."" I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap. Trump's
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Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool. Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in. When I call a family meeting
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Statistics humour The median and the mode walked into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Where's your other friend"". The median says, ""We don't like him anymore. He's mean."" Entered into a hot potato competition
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What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery! What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care. When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children. I love Animals They are deeeeeeelicious. Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet. What is a parrot?
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My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her. Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer. DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown!
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I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard! Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there. Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight?
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Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."" My drug dealer
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Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent! My autobiography will be a single piece of paper that says 'Ugh' How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween
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