Duct tape can't fix stupidity, but it can muffle it.
Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!
Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!
You got to hand it to blind prostitutes...
What is Oedipus' favorite flavor? Umami.
